Clown world moderation by SOCOM Community

By popular request, this is a thread created to laugh about the idiocy exhibited by the so-called "SOCOM Community" using bots and corrupt moderators to gatekeep their bootleg server. 

Feel free to post your favorites here. 

Here's a guy that was banned just for using "Hitman". The butthurt runs deep (pun intended). 
   

This player was kicked by a mod while in-game...because when your teammates can't be trusted to vote, a mod will save your precious feelz.


This seems totally legit, and not biased at all. 


Speaking of teamkilling, did you know...?


Is that true? "Zero tolerance"? Because there seems to be an inconsistency between kicks and bans. See post 3 below. 

Let's look at the rules; I'm sure they'll make everything clear.
Um...




So, basically, they get to decide if you were doing it "on purpose" or not...


Here's where we kick you and claim you were afk, and when you immediately rejoin, we do it again. It's so funny, y'all!
   

Looks like Ditch wasn't the only one targeted for hurting precious feelz. 
This player was kicked and banned for "bad language" twice, even after 1UP added censorship via filter...and despite the filth that goes on in their chat rooms.
At least Boom didn't say LISPING LOSER and catch a permaban!
Honk honk!
  


How about lending a helping hand, mods? Guy gets frozen, don't tell him to restart, or anything: kick the poor bastard.
  

Hey, guyz, "cock" is not allowed in your name. Neither is "Kool-aid".
("Negroid" is fine, though and you can have cocks in your clan tag, okay?)
  


Oh, and they're okay with slurs in the game names.




And even though Negroid is allowed to play with a vulgar name, even he isn't immune from the dumbest moderation ever known.


"Slurs". (Aside from "Negroid", that is...)
Notice that Niggz gets a permaban while fagget gets 3 days.
And let's not forget that LISPING LOSER gets a permaban, also. 
    

There's always a good reason to dish out a ban, if you're imaginative... Reminds me of those times when K3rber0s would screw with SVDL rooms...
            

Hey, you! Don't lag on our server, you.
  

Putting the OOPS in 1oops: 
 
 
  
  

Here's what started it all: "No following gun rules."
What gun rules? It's in the game, use it. 


Yo, he killed a hostage. Kick this fool. 


gReEn uP or gET kiCkEd
   

This player was banned for teamkilling. But up until then, his name was perfectly acceptable: 


NO LOITERING
        

How do you get in this unprotected but private room?! I need an adult!!
   

These screenshots are dedicated to a game-breaking bug that they decided to fix by...letting moderators kick the host. 
    
      
           

Let's see if teamkilling gets you a kick, a 3-day ban, or a perma-ban...

                        

...Guess we'll never actually know.

This is the most beautifully crafted post in SOCOM history Hitman. My personal favorite ban was them banning someone for falling asleep. It is almost as if this game does not have a way to vote people out of a room that has someone who is not playing.......If only Zipper could have implemented that.

Remember when MACK fell asleep and snored on the mic during TRS nights? Lucky for Mack, the most fair and balanced admins were not in charge of Xlink! Otherwise, Mack would have been hit with a massive BANHAMMER for being a Socom felon! But remember guys, team killing is worthy of a ban! Unless they do it to Hitman, Evo and myself for hours on end. Hell, they even killed 1up himself lmao. IF THAT HAPPENS, then you have to submit video footage and then have a packet script kiddie lecture you about how to be nice online and how they will not ban those people "since we TK'd them afterwards". K3rber0s was so nice to Phazon and Dom. 1UP was so nice to Tbird when he prank called his house and spammed his number with room names and Tawok when he froze his game while streaming constantly. Funny how 1UP has now removed that video from his Youtube, I wonder if someone saved that to their hard drive because it was so damn funny................

This is the most beautifully crafted post in SOCOM history Hitman. My personal favorite ban was them banning someone for falling asleep. It is almost as if this game does not have a way to vote people out of a room that has someone who is not playing.......If only Zipper could have implemented that.

Remember when MACK fell asleep and snored on the mic during TRS nights? Lucky for Mack, the most fair and balanced admins were not in charge of Xlink! Otherwise, Mack would have been hit with a massive BANHAMMER for being a Socom felon! But remember guys, team killing is worthy of a ban! Unless they do it to Hitman, Evo and myself for hours on end. Hell, they even killed 1up himself lmao. IF THAT HAPPENS, then you have to submit video footage and then have a packet script kiddie lecture you about how to be nice online and how they will not ban those people "since we TK'd them afterwards". K3rber0s was so nice to Phazon and Dom. 1UP was so nice to Tbird when he prank called his house and spammed his number with room names and Tawok when he froze his game while streaming constantly. Funny how 1UP has now removed that video from his Youtube, I wonder if someone saved that to their hard drive because it was so damn funny................

I wasnt asleep! I was resting my eyes.......

And I dont snore. Just ask my boyfriend.

Y'all think this breaks a rule or two?

People got kicked and banned for bad language so 100% it breaks a rule.

Also, K3rber0s lectured me about how to be a good lil boy online and that type of behavior from 1UP is not K3rber0s approved online etiquette.

100% right for once. It was not for "racism" or "ban evasion" like so many of them say. It was for using a gun in the game. And the only ones who were banned for that was Ditch and I. If other people are banned now, its for other things. That is why I laugh when they say we were perm banned for ban evasion. Nope, you perm banned us for using a gun in the game, just own it and admit you are retards already admins. 

Ditch can back me up on this and Ditch certainly stays out of drama unlike misfits like me. That is why its laughable that they continue to use the "ban evasion and racism" cards.

Also, it is pretty interesting seeing MrSocomDude run his mouth so much about me still. Razordak already manned up and apologized to me and now I think while we will likely never be friends, we are at least civil and respect each others boundaries. I guess it is harder for people with stolen valor to swallow their pride and do the right thing like Razor did. It also takes balls, something SocomCuck lacks. But thats ok because the good news for him is that the US military's recruitment numbers are very low so he has a good chance of becoming one of the new Transgender Marines for real this time. His boot camp will be having a fat angry lesbian scream at him for not deepthroating a Flinestones pushup frozen pop fast enough as he prepares to be shipped off to Ukraine.

SEmPeR fI, HuZzAh

100% right for once. It was not for "racism" or "ban evasion" like so many of them say. It was for using a gun in the game. And the only ones who were banned for that was Ditch and I. If other people are banned now, its for other things. That is why I laugh when they say we were perm banned for ban evasion. Nope, you perm banned us for using a gun in the game, just own it and admit you are retards already admins. 

Ditch can back me up on this and Ditch certainly stays out of drama unlike misfits like me. That is why its laughable that they continue to use the "ban evasion and racism" cards.

Also, it is pretty interesting seeing MrSocomDude run his mouth so much about me still. Razordak already manned up and apologized to me and now I think while we will likely never be friends, we are at least civil and respect each others boundaries. I guess it is harder for people with stolen valor to swallow their pride and do the right thing like Razor did. It also takes balls, something SocomCuck lacks. But thats ok because the good news for him is that the US military's recruitment numbers are very low so he has a good chance of becoming one of the new Transgender Marines for real this time. His boot camp will be having a fat angry lesbian scream at him for not deepthroating a Flinestones pushup frozen pop fast enough as he prepares to be shipped off to Ukraine.

SEmPeR fI, HuZzAh

Every time we post on this website, more people get red-pilled and start to realize who these jokers are, to the point that they aren't even trying to hide it anymore.